Friday, April 21, 2017


from:GEN JEH JOHNSON "johnson."
reply-to:GEN JEH JOHNSON <>

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY,MG  Timothy J. Lowenberg, Adjutant General and Director State Military Department Washington Military Dept., Bldg1 Camp Murry, Wash 98430-5000 USA.

Good Day To You: ,

I hope this email finds you in good spirit and in good health? because i am quite aware of your losses in the past years now through this security office intelligent track devices, it may surprise you that i am also aware of your Consignment Boxes Pursuit In Benin, Ghana, Togo, Nigeria, Spain, France, Malaysia, Indonesia, China, Korea and etc .My name Is Supp. Pullman Neapolitan,the secretary of U.S Department Of Homeland Security  , i am in charge to monitor all Foreign Transactions In Africa Europe And Asia and this kept me in constantly traveling round the world.

I have been in The U.S Department Of Homeland Security Secret Service now since The Government of President Donald Trump, monitoring the various transactions going on in Africa, Europe And Asia, most especially Consignments Cases, A.T.M Card Cases And Bank Transfer. I do not intend to spoil your day or to put you under duress.

But you can not receive any of your Consignments Boxes, A.T.M Card  And Bank Transfer  pursuit, without a Clearance from this U.S Department Of Homeland Security. However, upon my arrival in Benin Republic after series of meetings with our President Donald Trump and United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon, due to numerous complains from other Security Agencies from Africa Asia, Europe, Oceania, Antarctica,South America And The United States Of America Respectively, and against the Benin Government and Nigeria over the rate of Scam/Fraudulent Activities going on in these Africa Countries and around the World.

When i arrive in the Benin Parliament in Cotonou and going through all cases of unpaid funds, i found your Consignment Box Clearance File lying on the Foreign Affair Office Desk without any attention and on a thorough scrutiny, i discovered that your Consignment have been abandoned by your delivery agent. Meanwhile, i was made to understand that the Foreign Affair Office have tried to reach to you, but no way and they have made several attempts to contact your delivery agent but to no avail.To my greatest surprise, during my recent routine Re-Checking, i personally discovered that your Consignment Content Declaration Document (C.C.D.D)stated that your Consignment Contains Personal Effects meanwhile, it contains United States Dollar Cash Us$10 Million Dollars,  (Ten Million United States Dollars) which made it impossible for the Consignment to be delivered to you earlier before now.

Based on this personal discovery, i am contacting you now to let you know that with my position and power as the secretary of U.S Department Of Homeland Security and now i am presently here in Benin Republic to handle this  matter of all unpaid foreign payment to their respective owners like you, i can assist you to legally clear your Consignment Funds and personally make the shipment to you on my traveling back, but you must agree with the following conditions. Because i have called our office in Washington,Dc from here in Benin, who has been intercepting all your E-Mail Communications, telephone Text/ Sms messages & all telephone Calls, with the help of Mtn, Tigo Vodafone And Airtel Network Benin.

I also received some information from our Homeland Security Office representing here in Benin Republic, they have confirmed about your emails, & other communications that you have been dealing and sending Money to people in Benin, Ghana, South Africa, Togo,  Nigeria , UK & etc who claims to be the Western Union Directors and representative of other unofficial offices. You are also dealing with a Bank, and other names which i am still waiting to be forwarded to me from Our Office In Washington,Dc. My office authority have monitored all your dealings with those Hoodlums.

You are advice to from hence fort stop further dealings with all the above mentioned people, until we complete our investigation. Because your dealing with them is termed as illegal transaction. I wish to inform  you that we the Homeland Security is on look out for all the above mentioned names, mostly those who claims to be the director of West African Debt settlement, Western Union And Money Gram And A.T.M Card offices and including the property recovery Benin. All these mentioned people are imposters, and we intend to apprehend them soon.

I want you to please stop communicating, and dealing with them until we complete our investigation. I wish to notify you about the latest development concerning your Consignment Box content of your total D$10 Million that was already handed over to me today. Your Consignment Box content of your total  $10 Million was assigned to me today after the meeting held between me and some of the top Parliament members of Benin and the Foreign Affair Minister in the Benin Capital Commercial Headquarters Cotonou, due to the delay by you as nobody has heard from you to receive your Consignment Box For Long time now.

Accordingly, we have waived away all your Consignment Box "Clearance Fees" and authorized the Government of Benin Republic to allow me fly with this your approved Consignment Box to make the delivery to you without any delay which they have agreed. The only Fee you will Pay to confirm Your Consignment Box received in your possession is the "Air Flight Weight Fee" of  your Consignment Box which is the sum of $109 USD.

In order words your Briefcase is with me now and i shall be coming to your country to make the delivery to you as soon as you sent me your below shipping details/Address where you will want your consignment be deliver to you.

Your Full Name: .........
Your Full Address:  ......
Your Direct Telephone Numbers: .............
Preferably, you can send us your Mobile Phone number to enable an urgent direct  contact with you hence the arrival in your city.

Hence i hear from you also with the MTCN Numbers for the fee payment of  the Air Flight Weight Fee of your Consignment Box which is the sum of $109 USD, then, i will be coming along with your Consignment Briefcase  Box content of your $10Million, but remember that as the secretary of The Department Of Homeland Security United States Of America, i am a Us Government Secret Security Agent and i have the power to go through any Airport Customs and security Agents without personal inspection or inspecting what i carry along.

And as soon as i arrive in your state, i will give you a telephone call and instantly send an email to you from my official Ipad Hand Computer which is always with me while traveling around the world so that you will give me a direction on how we can  meet Face to Face and i will physically hand over your Consignment Box to you before proceeding back to to my official duty Post in the States.As soon as i arrive, i shall call you on your Telephone Number following  an email to you then when you immediately respond, i will Meet you in person, hand  over your Consignment Box to you and all these will end once and for all now.

I have taken this assignment upon myself because i understand that you have really paid so much on the cost of these Delivery  which i want to stop now, because, nothing was received by you. So be advised to contact me hence immediately you get this email now because, every thing has been done ok. Once you send the money, try to immediately notify me with the Mtcn for easy pick up and for the immediate action on the delivery of your Consignment Box,for you to receive your  Funds without any further delay Again . Since you was unable to receive it since .

Send the fee of $109 USD via Money Gram  Transfer using the below stated receivers name and information.

Receiver’s Name:......... Samuel Ben
Country:. . . . . . . . . .Benin
City:. . . . . . . . . . . . Cotonou
Amount:. . . . . . . . . . . . . .$109 Only
Mtcn:. . . . . . . . . .
Sender's Name . . . .
Sender's Address. . .

As soon as you send the fee, make sure that you send me the MTCN numbers, senders name and other payment information.Once you send the Money, Try to immediately notify me with the Mtcn for confirmation and for the immediate action on the shipping of your Consignment and its  Handing over to you. Also you are to forward to us any email that you have been receiving from people for proper verification and investigation before you deal  with them okay.

I have a very limited time to stay here so i Will like you to urgently respond to this email message with the fee payment MTCN Numbers ok , my dear, this is the opportunity for you and you have to urgently comply so that your Box shall be deliver to you at your designated address. But remember that after (Some Days) you did not make the Payment, then i Will have not other option than to regard your funds as unclaimed and divert it to Us Government Reserve Fund or to Benin Government Treasury. Please treat this as a matter of urgency.

Sincerely Yours,


Temporary  Tel: + 229 68150984
From The U.S Department Of Homeland Security.


From Li Ka Shing Foundation

Blue's comments are always in purple italics...

from:Sir Li Ka Shing Foundation "www."
reply-to:Sir Li Ka Shing Foundation <>


My name is Li Ka-shing, a philanthropist and the founder of Cheung Kong Holdings and Li Ka Shing Foundation, I am the Chairman of the Board of Hutchison Whampoa Limited (HWL) and Cheung Kong Holdings, the world's largest operator of container terminals and the world's largest health and beauty retailer. We offer support to children through innovative education initiatives. Our core focus is to encourage enterprise through education, training and building the right skills today so our young people can become the entrepreneurs of tomorrow. I believed strongly in 'giving while living.' I had one idea that never changed in my mind - that you should use your wealth to help people and I have decided to give USD$1,200.000.00 (One Million Two Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) to randomly selected individuals worldwide. On receipt of this email, you should count yourself as the lucky individual. Your email address was chosen online while searching at random. Kindly get back to me at your earliest convenience, so I know your email address is valid.

Visit: Li_Ka-shing or you can Google me ( Li Ka-shing).


Sir Ka-shing Li, GBM, KBE,
Founder Cheung Kong Holdings
Email   :

Very urgent

Blue's comments are always in purple italics...
from:Anthony william "Anthony."


We have deposited the check of your fund ($2.500`000`00USD) through
moneygram department after our finally meeting regarding your fund, All you will
is to contact moneygram director Anthony william via E-mail(  (Because WU uses gmail...)
He will give you direction on how you will be receiving
the funds daily.Remember to send him your Full information to avoid wrong
transfer such as,

Receiver's Name_______________
Address: ________________
Country: _____________
Phone Number: _____________

Though, Mr. Franklin Moore has sent $5000 in your name today so contact Dr.
Anthony Kevin call him +22998813985 as soon as you receive this email
and tell him to
give you the Mtcn, sender name and
question/answer to pick the $5000 Please let us know as soon as you received
all your fund,

Best Regards.
John Green

So...the email is from Anthony William, signed by John Green, and tells me that I need to contact Dr. Anthony Kevin about money sent by Mr. Franklin Moore?  Sure.  All of these names sound legit...

Might have to mess with this one.  I'm feeling lucky today...

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Spam wanted!

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 Attention: Beneficiary. Sir/Madam, 

This is to inform you that after a board meeting with IMF Director Ms. Christine Lagarde, Managing Director of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and FBI including the United States Government we have concluding the processed of transferring your (US$9.7M) once the details requested below have been forwarded to us',Did you sign any Deed of Assignment in favor of (TOM BROWN) Thereby making him the current beneficiary with his following account details? 

AC/NUMBER: 6503809428

We shall proceed to issue all payments details to the said Mr. TOM BROWN, if we do not hear from you within the next two working days from today.Your file appears in arrived on my desk two days ago Through the IMF office stating that you are among the list of people approved to be paid half of their part payment of Nine million, seven Hundred thousand Dollars ($9.7Million USD). Signed by World Bank Nigeria and the new president of federal republic of Nigeria On behalf of IMF to release this $9.7m to you with immediate effect. 

1) Your full name. 
2) Contact Address 
3) Phone, fax and mobile #. 
4) Age. 
5) Occupation. 
6) Your bank details 

Listen if you are interested to claim your funds $9.7m provide above information to enable us start processing all the necessary legal transferring documents for immediate transferring your funds to you without any more delay. 


Office Hot Line Tel : +234-12952920 OR Mobile Number Tel :+234-8022983818 

Avvertenza: questo messaggio ed ogni suo allegato si considerano confidenziali, protetti dal segreto professionale e riservati ad esclusivo uso del destinatario.
Nel caso abbiate ricevuto la presente email per errore vogliate cortesemente cancellarla, darcene immediata notizia rispondendo a questo stesso indirizzo di email o contattando i numeri o gli indirizzi sopra indicati.

Disclaimer: this message and any attachment included are considered confidential, legally protected by professional secrecy and intended solely for the use of the named addressees.
If you have received this email in error, please delete it and notify us immediately, by responding to this email or contact us at the number or address reported above

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Confirm Your Atm Card Payment

Blue's comments are always in purple italics...
from:Dr.Don william ".865WWW."
reply-to:"Dr.Don william" <>

Compliment:I have contact delivery company?
How are you I hope all is well with you and your family. I know that you might have
forgotten about this your outstanding fund due to our mistake to delay the
delivery up till now. I am writing to inform you that your file was found
in our office today and we discovered that your cheque of $5.7 Million
united state dollars have not been sent to you as it was instructed by our
late boss Mrs. Victoria Crawford. We are very sorry for the mistake and the
delay, please bear with us because the fault is from our former secretary
who did not complete the instruction giving by our Boss. My dear, Note that
your cheque has been convert into Master ATM Card to free it from
Expiring. This is to tell you that the arrangement to deliver to you the
$5.7 Million in ATM CARD is concluded please Accept my apologies ok

Another Pulitzer winner here with this writing.  Just...ugh.

Now Your ATM CARD is well packaged with every legal documents to cover it
form not having any problem with any Office Authority or with your Federal
Government and we have deposit your ATM Card with the conclusion to
deliver it to your home as soon as you contact them with you current
information. which you will use to! !Draw Your money in any ATM machine
in any part of the world, but the maximum is Fifty thousand dollars per day

1. Your Full name,__
2. Your home Address,__
3. Your current telephone number,__
4. A copy of your picture  Funny, banks and such don't ask for photos by they?
5. Your age/sex,____  Irrelevant...
6. Your country,___
7. Your occupation,__  Irrelevant...but maybe this time my baiting persona should be someone really wealthy like a surgeon or a government official?  I'm going to have fun with this one...
8Your nearest air-port

For your Information, We have paid for the delivery charge and the only fee
you have to pay is security keeping fee. Therefore you should please contact them now for your delivery. OK, I deposited it Today. My dear, you should contact the ATM Center Director on this below

Contact Person; Mr.Ahmed Yaki
Tel Phone Number; +229 98999142
E-mail. ( )

Please try to call him immediately to know when Your ATM CARD could be
deliver to you. I wait for your update as soon as you have receive your ATM
CARD Package.
Thanks and God Bless You.
Yours sincerely

Dr.Don William

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Compliments of the season to you and members of your family.

Blue's comments are always in purple italics...

from:Mr. Michael Green
to:Recipients <>

From and reply to are vastly different, and sent to not my address.  Here we go...

Dear Compliments of the season to you and members of your family. It is my pleasure to officially inform you that your name was on the list of those scammed victims, who was compensated by the Nigerian Federal Government to the sum of $475,000 (US dollars). Already the sum of $75,000 (seventy five thousand US dollars) has been issued an ATM at Zenith Bank headquarters, Plot 84, Ajose Adeogun Street, Victoria Island Lagos, Nigeria, awaiting the confirmation of your; 1)Full names 2)Address 3)telephone number, and 4)e-mail subject to the confirmation of your embassy. You are directed to contact the account officer in charge of foreign remittance, Chidi Martins; via email; ( Kind regards, FOR: Public Affairs Section, Abuja Embassy of the United States of America Plot 1075 Diplomatic Drive Central District Area, Abuja, Nigeria. Best regards, From Michael Green

Wow.  Such paragraph structure here.  Surely this person is a master of language.  Just...I can't even.  This one is so badly written I can barely even critique it.  Read can there be any doubt in your mind this is a load of bull?

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