Thursday, April 20, 2017

I SWEAR TO GOD ALMIGHTY FATHER

Blue's comments are always in purple italics...

from:UBA BANK "a-amata."@iris.ocn.ne.jp
reply-to:UBA BANK <uba.infoplc@gmail.com>

United Bank for Africa (UBA
103 Avenue Agboku-Owando
Cotonou Bnin Rep.

Attn: Honorable Beneficiary,

Generic greeting calling me an honorable beneficiary...well then.  Let's read on and see what my new bestie has to say...

I know it is because of your past expenses (my past expenses?  sure you don't mean experiences?) that make you not to believe me but I told you before that I cannot deceive you because my bible says what shall it profit a man to gain material things and lose your soul, any way there is Good news now (So Bible isn't capitalized, but good is?  I think you're confused, lady...), I raised some money to help you out and make sure that your payment will be release to you the same day you send the $59.00 as well.

I borrowed money yesterday after service from my Pastor, then you have to send the remain balance now only $59.00 but I don't see the reason you have to keep silent on me,  (Awww this gal is such a sweetheart, borrowing money from her Pastor so I can get my millions.  All I have to do is send money to get it.  Wait.  If she borrowed money, and she's my friend, how come she didn't just send it, knowing I'd pay her out of by lump sum when I get it???)

honestly I am just disappointed at your behaviors before because you know that I cannot deceive you, Just pay the $59.00 and leave rest for me watching me if I am telling you lies.

Wow.  This is such a slick attempt at a guilt trip...NOT.  Mary, I'm sorry but I don't even buy it when people close to me tell me to trust them.  You think I'm going to believe you?

Your payments is already approval today for you to receive it but the
management here says that you must pay $59.00 for the Stamp and activation charge before you can receive the payment today, please send the charge through money gram office only immediately, I have assured you a time without number that this is genuine and legitimate.

Assured me a time without number...and this is the first email I've ever gotten from you.  I'm serious, folks, these criminals really are this stupid.

I swear If I fail to release your payment after you send the $59.00 as I
promise don't count on me again, I cannot fail you, I promise you, don’t fear
as soon as you send the $59.00 today please leave the rest to me and see if I am lie to you because I cannot use my life swear because of $59.00, how can I swear against my life because of this small amount? It is to show you that I am telling you the truth.

This chick sounds desperate.  I mean REALLY desperate.  For my $59.00.  I on the other hand don't feel quite so desperate to send her any money...

So make sure that you try your possible best to look for the money and Pay it immediately via Money Gram Office with the Payment Information below:

Receiver Name :::::::: Ascar Oraekie
Country :::::::: Benin Republic
City :::::::: Cotonou
Question :::::::: Who
Answer :::::::: God
Amount::::::::

Control Number ::::::::
Sender's name ::::::::

I promise you as soon as we hear from you with the payment of $59.00 Today we shall send your Fund the same day you send the $59.00 I swear. Please don't reject such amount of money $1.4 Million USD which is your rightful & legal overdue inheritance payment just because of $59.00 Dollar.

Ooooh my rightful, legal and overdue inheritance.  Wow.  I'm positive this is legit now.  One question.  Exactly who died in the Republic of Benin that listed me as a beneficiary?  Pretty sure I would have heard about it by now...

Yours Sincerely
Mrs. Mary Marcel,
Foreign Operation Manager

If this post helped you or prevented a scammer from gaining another victim, let me know!  I'd love to hear from you in the comments!

UPDATE:  This one's replied to my response and is assuring me that she's 100% honest and has NO interest in my money.  Let's see how much fun I can have with this one and how long I can drag it out...  I'll start a Bait Stories page if this one gets entertaining.  

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